“Cigarettes are full of chemicals.”
“As an engineer you always dream that you’re going to send rocketships to the moon, instead my job only requires a tiny amount of my knowledge.” “What’s the hardest thing about being an engineer?” “Studying to become one.”
“We’ve been married for 45 years but it feels like a century.” “What do you like the most about her?” “Nothing. And she doesn’t like anything about me either. We found out that’s one thing we had in common and…
Happy birthday Rome, today you are 2767 years old. Buon compleanno Roma, oggi fai 2767 anni.